Houveram participações verdadeiramente excelentes, participações engraçadas e inspiradas e estivemos estes últimos dias a debater-nos entusiasticamente acerca de três em particular...
Eram as três musicais e como a dificuldade foi tanta tivemos que pedir ajuda extra-blogue para nos decidirmos.
O desempate forçado ocorreu há minutos.
Optámos pela participação do NUNO MIGUEL FONSECA, de BRAGA, e o factor decisivo foi o facto de ter enviado também uma foto das pernas da namorada.
Estamos contigo, Nuno! Esperamos sinceramente que as máquinas te ajudem!
Quanto aos outros participantes, admitimos que estamos genuinamente tristes por não vos conseguirmos premiar a todos e prometemos que devido ao êxito retumbante deste passatempo, vamos tentar fazer novos do mesmo género com a PHILIPS.
I tried to make wax her hair off
She said “No,no,no!"
Darlin’ you have fur and you are being mean…
You know, know, know!
It’s kinda cousy in bed but at Summer you make me sweat
At least try Philips miracle machine
Cause it won’t hurt-hurt-hurt!
"I don’t want to feel that pain…
I don’t have to wear skirts all day….
Cause it’s awful, awful to shave my legs…
So I’d rather, rather wear jeans instead!"
Baby you’re starting to look like a wolf…
A little more hair and I couldn’t get any close…
I try to make her take her hair off
She said “No,no,no!
Yes I have fur and a litlle beard
You know, know, know…
I ain’t got the time, and if my daddy thinks I’m fine…
Stop trying to make me wax my hair off
Cause I won’t go-go-go!"
What’s the business of having such hair down there?
I mean… I have no idea!
You’ve gotta, you’ve gotta loose some fur, baby!
So I always keep the bodygroom near…
I said: I’m starting to get depressed
So please,take the moustache and go shave the rest!
I try to make her take her hair off
And she said “No,no,no!
Yes I have fur and a little beard
You know, know, know…"
Why can’t you just start shaving again?
So I can feel you up and end this pain
Such hairy legs is almost a sin
you know you’re making children scream!
It’s not just how I wanted you to be
It’s just that you’re starting to scary me…
"Ok, I’m going to try the bodygroom out,
I won’t say “No, no, no!”
I admit I’ve been black but when I come back
You’ll know, know, know…
I just want to make you happy
And if you think Close Up! it’s trust worthy
I’m going to thank them for the rehab
Yes, I’ll go, go, go!"
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